Hey there, I'm Charity of Mytheeri

I make an honest livin', while my sister lays on her back and just screams

I'm the ace in the race, the other bards are just whack,

I'm a jack of all trades, and y'all are just crap

'Scuse me, barmaid in the skirt I hope you don't mind, but I'm a devious flirt.

Let me up on the stage, of your beauty I'll sing.

And I'll show you just how I can steal your G-string.

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Hey now, this is the life of a bard how about I just flirt with the guard?

Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every single girl I meet

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Well hi, elder dragon of Or

Your scales are stunning, your character, bold

May we see your horde, we've been searching for miles

Maybe I could be the greatest gem in your pile?

Hey you, mercenary at work Why don't you Kill the dragon? And I'll just twerk

I promise you I can give you plenty

(Roll for persuasion? Nat 20!)

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Hey now, this is the life of a bard how about I just flirt with the guard?

Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every single girl I meet.

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(As you walk in the tavern, you notice a guy He talks of destruction, and if your ready to die He's the big bad evil guy, come to ruin your day After giving his evil speech, what do you say?)

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[Talking] Well I grab my Lute and Sing....
(Oh no)

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Hey you with the villainous smile Why don't you come and stay, get to know me a while?

We are two of a kind, two sides of a coin Well, I've got no tail, but I can give you some-

(Oh boy..)

Hey you, Mr Evilous Max You seem pretty hungry, why don't you have a snack?

You can change your ways,

I'll just roll with the luck Well, I'm kinda busy, but I got time for a fuck.

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Hey now, this is the life of a bard how about I just flirt with the guard?

Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every single girl I meet.

~*~

Hey now, this is the life of a bard how about I just flirt with the guard?

Hey wow, you're in for a treat As I flirt with every single girl I meet.

Oh and before i forget

my sister is a..... bitch