Dear Diary,
I am out for blood. Now normally it's the other way around, I know, but hear me out. Remember that poor ship captain I talked about last week? The one who was finally going to get business after I sailed on her boat?
She was killed two days ago. Apparently, someone wanted to get to me through her. I'm literally right here! Just kill me already! Anyway, I'm going to find this person. And I am going to... actually, I don't know what I should do. Do I kill them? Do I let them kill me? I mean... I want revenge for the poor sailor. But also I want to die! Do you understand my dilemma?
Nothing else of any interest happened this week. I found a new love for something that is not a baked good. I think I've found my new favorite food. Want to take a guess what it is?
Whatever food you guessed was wrong. It's celery. Yeah. My life is that sad, that celery makes my day brighter. I know, I'm pathetic. I just have to hope that someone puts me out of my misery one of these days.
Your Soon-to-be-Dead Grand Wizard,
Felonius Questus
